3 November, 2004

"It is with a heavy heart that I admit defeat in this year's presidential election. I would like to congratulate the winner, but due to pending court cases and law suits, that may not be known for weeks. Still, I have called and congratulated both John Kerry and George W. Bush. No one would take my call, but I left a message.

I would like to thank everyone who came out and voted for us. We certainly would have had a better showing if the dead and undead had been allowed to vote, as we requested. Our lawyers, Matt Murdock and Jennifer Walters, have offered to argue our ase to the Federal Court, but I have declined. Now is a time for healing, not a time for more politics.

I hope to see you all again in four years!"

Text of Brother Voodoo's consolation speech, 2:15 A.M

2 November, 2004
Our watchers report that the unded are being turned away in droves from the polls. This seems to be particularly evident in the bible belt states.

2 Novermber, 2004
Please disregard our previous two news releases. Wong continues to be our Vice Presidential candidate.

1 November, 2004
The Dissent Party is pleased to present the newest member of our team, our new Vice Presidential Candidate, former Vice President Spiro Agnew!

30 October, 2004
It is with heavy hearts that the Dissent Party reports the apparetn death of our Vice Presidential Candidate, Wong, at the teeth of the infamous Japanese monster Godzilla. Wong was a treasured asset of our campaign and will be difficult to replace. Our hearts go out to his family, friends, and loved ones.

20 October, 2004
New poll numbers are in and they look encouraging. Dissent Party Spokesman Morgana Blessing states, “These latest numbers show that it is too soon to count out the Brother Voodoo/Wong Presidential Ticket. I suspect our numbers will continue to grow as election day, like a celestial convergence, draws nearer.”
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13 October, 2004
Not invited to this debate, either.

8 October, 2004
Once again, our candidate Brother Voodoo was NOT invited to the Presidential Debate.

5 October, 2004
Sadly, Dissent Party vice-presidential candidate Wong was overlooked when invitations were sent for the National Vice-Presidential Debate.

30 September, 2004
A travesty! Dissent Party Presidential Candidate was not invited to the Presidential Debate. Are Kerry and Bush scared of his views on the issues?

12 September, 2004
Dissent Party Presidential Campaign Headquarters website is up and running.

 

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